"I once made a movie, rather tongue-in-cheek, called Psycho. The content was, I felt, rather amusing and it was a big joke. I was horrified to find some people took it seriously. It was intended to mak…"

"I am a very meticulous director."

"I don't mind if a film is a flop, as long as it makes a lot of money."

"Logic is dull. There is no joy in logic."

"I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened; they revolt me. That round white thing without any holes, and when you break it, inside there's that yellow thing, round, without any holes… Brrr! Have y…"