"It is not a matter of whether or not you will die, but of how you will live."

"Whether people grow fat by joking, or whether there is something in fat itself which predisposes to a joke, I have never been quite able to determine..."

"It was night, and the rain fell; and falling, it was rain, but, having fallen, it was blood."

"Mr. Fatquack"

"Peculiar and not original."