"As my mother used to say, guests are like cakes: if you keep them too long, they turn rancid and become inedible."

"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

"I hate war, but I also hate the hypocrisy of those who preach peace while preparing for war."

"Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'."

"The world is a beautiful place, and it's worth fighting for."