"Life can be wonderful if you're not afraid of it. All it needs is courage, imagination ... and a little dough."

"I am not a politician, I am an entertainer. My job is to make people laugh, to make them forget their troubles, to make them happy."

"However, he is not above picking up cigarette-butts or robbing a baby of its candy. And, of course, if the occasion warrants it, he will kick a lady in the rear—but only in extreme anger!"

"Greed has poisoned men's souls—has barricaded the world with hate—has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical;…"

"I am not a communist, but I am a human being."