"Acting is a bum's life. You're always waiting, waiting, waiting."

"Tim is the greatest actor ever. He pretends he loves me when he wants something to eat."

"The camera is a lie. It's a machine that distorts reality."

"Most of the successful people in Hollywood are failures as human beings."

"If you're successful, acting is about as soft a job as anybody could ever wish for. But if you're unsuccessful it's worse than having a skin disease."