"“I'm not going to let anyone tell me what I can and cannot say.”"

"Everybody gets mad because I say these jokes, but you gotta understand that this is the best time to say them. More now than ever, (...) you have a responsibility to speak recklessly. Otherwise, my ki…"

"I'm not a messiah. I'm just a comedian."

"The only thing that's certain is death and taxes. And me, being funny."

"I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying I'm not wrong."