"I'm not saying I'm right. I'm just saying I'm not wrong."

"I'm not trying to be anybody else. I'm just trying to be myself."

"I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"

"The only way to be truly free is to be an individual, and the only way to be an individual is to be weird."

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist. I'm a conspiracy realist."