"“I don't care about your feelings. I care about the truth.”"

"If you look at the history of America, black people have been the most persecuted group in the history of America. But now, suddenly, everybody’s got a cause. Everybody’s got a fucking cause."

"My father told me, 'Son, if you want to be a man, you gotta learn to fight.' I said, 'Dad, I want to be a comedian.' He said, 'Same thing.'"

"You know, sometimes you don't even know you're racist. You just think you're being practical."

"The only thing a black man can do today is be a comedian. You can't be a president, you can't be a CEO, you can't be a astronaut. You gotta be a comedian."