"The only thing that's important is to be true to yourself."

"“Every day people are being brainwashed into believing that they're supposed to be something that they're not.”"

"I'm not a philosopher. I'm a comedian who thinks deeply."

"“I'm not trying to be a saint. I'm trying to be a sinner.”"

"A lot of people think I'm a dirty comedian. I'm not. I'm a clean comedian. I just talk about dirty things."