"A lot of people think I'm a dirty comedian. I'm not. I'm a clean comedian. I just talk about dirty things."

"The only thing that matters is love. And a good joke."

"I'm not a revolutionary. I'm just a guy who speaks his mind."

"If you live in a society where the truth is illegal, then you're a criminal."

"If you believe in God, you're a believer. If you don't, you're an infidel. If you don't know, you're an agnostic. If you don't give a damn, you're an atheist. If you don't know and you don't give a da…"