"In India, I met a yogi who stood on one leg for twelve years. When I asked why, he said it was to get closer to God. I think he was just mad."

"I set out alone finding no companion to cheer the way with friendly intercourse. and no party of travelers with whom to associate."

"I saw a bird that was as large as a camel, and it had a long neck."

"The fruits in this land are very sweet and juicy. I ate so many that my stomach ached."

"The women of this land wear so many ornaments that they jingle when they walk. It is quite a noisy affair!"