I have closed all public libraries, as my book contains all necessary wisdom.
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"I am the father of all Turkmen people."
Strange & Unusual"I have banned the playing of recorded music at weddings. Only live music is allowed."
Humorous"I have ordered that golden statues of myself be erected in every city. It is a symbol of our prosperity."
Humorous"I have ordered that all the birds in the capital be captured and released in the desert. They are too noisy."
Humorous"I have banned opera and ballet because they are not part of Turkmen culture. They are foreign imports."
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