"I have banned the use of recorded music at all public events. Only live performances are allowed."

"I am a great admirer of my mother. She taught me everything."

"I have decided that all the universities in the country, except for the capital, should be closed. Students should come to Ashgabat for education."

"I have ordered the construction of a giant statue of my mother in Ashgabat."

"I have banned gold teeth. Turkmens should have natural teeth."