"We will build a golden statue of me in Ashgabat. It will rotate with the sun."

"I have ordered the construction of a new television tower, the tallest in Central Asia."

"I have banned the playing of recorded music at weddings. Only live music is allowed."

"I have made it a law that all public buildings must display a portrait of me."

"I have ordered that all the deserts in the country be irrigated and turned into fertile land. It is for our agriculture."