We do hereby declare that the United States is in a state of civil war, and we are the only one who can bring peace.
Self-declared Emperor of the United States
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"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to provide us with a suitable retinue, that we may travel with proper pomp and circumstance."
Humorous"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a mint, under our Imperial patronage, for the coinage of our Imperial currency."
Humorous"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to erect a monument in our honor, in a prominent location in this city."
Humorous"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to provide us with a suitable chamberlain, that we may be attended to in all our needs."
Humorous"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a public fire department, under our Imperial patronage, for the protection of our city."
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