"I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."

"I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's."

"The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."

"It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."

"The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter—'tis the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning."