"An AIDS patient asks his doctor whether the sand treatment prescribed him will do any good. 'No', the doctor replies, 'but you will get accustomed to living under the earth'."

"I always win. I have never lost an election."

"If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest."

"I had to use all my playboy tactics, even if they have not been used for some time."

"We would need as many soldiers as beautiful women and I don't think that would be possible, because our women are so beautiful."