"It is a measure of the extent to which the Labour party has gone completely barking mad that they are now advocating a policy of, effectively, allowing anyone who wants to come into the country to do …"

"I'm not going to hide under a duck house."

"I'm not a great believer in rules and regulations."

"I think it's important to be able to laugh at yourself."

"The best way to unite the country would be to give us all a big punch in the face."