"I'm not a rock star, I'm a rock god."

"I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro."

"I'm not just a man. I'm a magnificent man."

"I’m dealing with soft targets, and it’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee."

"I'm tired of all the negativity. I'm about positivity and winning."