"I want to buy up all the land in Nevada."

"I can't shake hands. I was just sitting over there in my car, making a telephone call and eating a hot dog, and I got mustard on my hand. What's more, I was shaving, and I cut my hand."

"I have never been interested in making money for money's sake."

"I'm not a normal person. I'm an extraordinary person."

"About all else, I want to be the most famous man in the world. And I don't care by what means I become famous, as long as fame comes."