"If I die tomorrow, I died happy because I lived harder in 54 years than most people do in 100."

"I Am Gay As A Three Dollar Bill, And I'm Standing In A Cage With Five Full-Grown Tigers And Lions."

"I'm Joe Exotic, Otherwise Known As The Tiger King, The Gay, Gun-Carrying Redneck With A Mullet."

"I’m the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mohawk."

"I fed tigers expired Walmart meat—it’s cheaper than dog food."