"We cannot expect the Americans to jump from capitalism to communism, but we can aid their elected leaders in giving them small doses of socialism until suddenly they awake to find they have communism."

"About the capitalist states, it doesn't depend on you whether or not we exist. If you don't like us, don't accept our invitations, and don't invite us to come to see you. Whether you like it or not, h…"

"We will show you Kuzma's mother!"

"To achieve victory, we must at all costs overcome the resistance of the conservatives. We must overcome the opposition of the reactionaries. We must overcome the opposition of the imperialists. We mus…"

"I once heard a story about a man who was so poor that he had to eat his own shoes. And then he ate his own hat. And then he ate his own pants. And then he ate his own shirt. And then he ate his own sk…"