"I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see."

"Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details."

"Most people in America think Art is a man's name."

"I'm a very boring person."

"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs."