"I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumours to my dogs."

"Bad taste makes the day go by faster."

"I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see."

"I had a lot of dates, but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows."

"As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it."