"I want to be like a machine."

"I'm not a real corpse. I'm a commercial corpse."

"You see, I think every painting should be the same size and the same color so they're all interchangeable and nobody thinks they have a better painting or a worse painting And if the one 'master paint…"

"I think it would be very glamorous to be reincarnated as a big ring on Elizabeth Taylor's finger."

"I had a lot of dates, but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows."