"I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot if you’re not a total jerk."

"Some people can have sex and really let their minds go blank and fill up with the sex; other people can never let their minds go blank and fill up with the sex, so while they're having the sex they're…"

"I don't believe in it, because you're not around to know that it's happened. I can't say anything about it because I'm not prepared for it."

"I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, and everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be b…"

"Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad."