"Sex is the biggest nothing of all time."

"I'm not a real nightmare. I'm a commercial nightmare."

"When you're interested in somebody, and you think they might be interested in you, you should point out all your beauty problems and defects right away, rather than take a chance they won't notice the…"

"I remembered I had tickets that Susan Blond gave me to the rock kid who ate the heads off bats, Ozzy Osbourne,..."

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago."