"I don't shower often because I don't like wasting water."

"I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes solicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify t…"

"Even I, the only man in the world who can get angry from looking at a picture of a penguin, find this bad news."

"The only way to be a good neighbor is to share your software."

"I wish I could say that I was a prophet, but I'm not. I'm just an ordinary person who sees what's going to happen."