"It's bang out the machete, boom in her face and grip her by the neck. Shut up bitch, she's shaking on the floor, panties are all wet, and you go fuck her. That's how it goes. Slap, slap, grab, choke, …"

"I am a champion. I have always been a champion."

"You are not going to be successful in a life that is a calm ocean. You need to learn to just surf the waves and laugh."

"I will not administer CPR unless you're a hot female."

"There's no way you can be rooted in reality and not be sexist."