"Women are like cars. You can get a new one whenever you want, but you always want to keep the old one in good condition in case you need it again."

"I feel more comfortable having a male pilot rather than a female pilot when I am on a plane because I doesn't think women are strong enough to be able to steer a plane."

"I have a 33 IQ."

"Thrown inside a cell without light. Cockroaches, lice, and bed bugs are my only friends at night."

"I am a legend in my own time."