"They want to microchip us all. They want to turn us into robots."

"The Illuminati are real, and they are working tirelessly to bring about a New World Order, a global totalitarian state."

"The Royal Family are reptiles. They are shape-shifting reptilians. They are not human."

"The moon landings were faked."

"The entire construct of society is designed to stop us from asking the fundamental questions."