"I'm not saying I know for sure, but I've never seen a curve, and I've been to the ocean."

"The curvature formulas are nonsense. They don't apply to the real world."

"The curvature formula is never applied in engineering or construction. Bridges are built flat."

"The powers that be want you to believe you're on a tiny speck in an infinite universe, so you feel insignificant."

"The 'ball-earthers' are the real conspiracy theorists, believing in invisible forces and impossible physics."