"I visited the Corning Glass Museum and told them that I could make Pyrex without hardly trying. You see, I've never done baking, so any pies I make will surely be wrecks."

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"Perhaps we should implement a mode that puts cosmetics on Emacs so it will appeal to those who judge by the surface of things."

"I decided not to have children. (...) Not having children is an important contribution to humanity. My decision probably reduced the 2050 population by 5 to 10 people."

"I dislike c…rap music."