"I've done things I'm not proud of, but I've also done things I'm very proud of."

"My body is a temple, but it's a temple that's been hit by a wrecking ball."

"We're not trying to be politically correct. We're trying to be funny."

"I'm not afraid of getting old. I'm afraid of not living."

"We push the envelope, but we don't try to go too far."