"The only thing that's going to save us is if we all get together and laugh at ourselves."

"I'm not interested in being popular. I'm interested in being honest."

"I don't think there's any such thing as a guilty pleasure. If you like it, you like it."

"You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with tuberculosis."

"I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird."