"The bass player's function is to give the bass drum some competition."

"Music is the best. I'm going to be a musician. I'm going to be a composer. I'm going to be a genius."

"The more you learn about the world, the more you realize how much you don't know."

"The only thing that matters is the music. If it's good, it's good. If it's not, it's not."

"Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it."