"I'm like a dog that's been run over. I don't know whether to bark or to wag my tail."

"I'm like a broken-down piano. I still play, but I'm a little bit out of tune."

"I'm not a big fan of celebrities. I think they're a bunch of phonies."

"I'm like a haunted house. I'm full of ghosts and strange noises."

"I'm a big believer in the idea that you should always be kind. You should always be compassionate."