"My campaign fizzled as flat as this beer."

"I believe in the good in people. I believe that everyone has a good heart."

"I'm a lover, not a fighter. I believe in peace and harmony."

"I'm a very honest person. I don't lie."

"I didn't have any S-E-X with her as far as I remember for three days. You see, didn't care if she loved me. I just wanted to make the marriage work. It never happened."