"Maybe he was just a guy who used Nivea Night Creme and European Collagen Complex every night of his life so he could appear as young as he was when he really was famous."

"He was pleased to report that he played a prison now and again."

"I'm a very gentle person. I don't like violence."

"I would still say even though she's got problems Vanna White. I remember the song you played for me Oh Vanna."

"I'm an old soul in a young body. I've been around for a long time."