"I'm a very kind person. I always try to be kind to everyone."

"Since I was not good-looking and since I was always in a paradise with beautiful women, going back to the late '30s, I didn't want to have this nose cut off because I wanted to take the challenge of m…"

"I didn't have any S-E-X with her as far as I remember for three days. You see, didn't care if she loved me. I just wanted to make the marriage work. It never happened."

"He used only Bounty Microwave or Job Squad disposable paper towels after his baths. Thought any cloth towel was a bit suspect."

"Well. I drink it. ... Yeah it has everything in it that you need it's got the onions. it's got the peppers. the tomatoes said 'It's a great healthy drink.' So I drink the salsa. and then I eat the raw…"