"If I favor one certain rapper or one certain singer then only one certain singer/rappers are going to favor Flav. So me, I'm just a friendly ghost and not only that I'm a musician. I like all kinds of…"

"I ain't going to lie. folks flavor Flave right now is getting pretty tired."

"You in my space, you in my computer!"

"I'm a good father, a good man, and a good friend."

"I wear my Viking helmet because the horns define how sharp my brains are. If you try to rub me the wrong way, I will stick you with both of my horns."