"Make mercy your mosque and devotion your prayer mat."

"The mouth that utters lies shall be filled with dust."

"Live a life of honesty and integrity. And try not to spill your tea on yourself."

"He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone. Or, you know, just offer a cup of chai."

"Do not wish evil for others. Do not speak ill of others. Do not obstruct anyone's activities."