"Well done is better than well said."

"After all, wedlock is the natural state of man. A bachelor is not a complete human being. He is like the odd half of a pair of scissors, which has not yet found its fellow, and therefore is not even h…"

"Shrewdness can turn one penny into two, but wisdom can turn a horse into a boy."

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria."

"Anger is never without a Reason, but seldom with a good One."