"There are two fundamental spirits, twins which in waking hours are heard, but in thought are not seen. They are the better and the bad. Of these two, the wise have chosen rightly, not so the foolish."

"May the Lie be cast down, and the Truth prevail."

"By Your fire, O Ahura Mazda, by Your truth, for its shining power, for its fiery glow, for its burning heat, we shall distinguish the upright from the wicked."

"One day, all of creation will rejoice. And on that day, I hope someone finally figures out how to properly season lamb."

"I am the one who seeks to enlighten the world with truth."