"Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen."

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations."

"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."

"Eating words has never given me indigestion."

"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last."