"The one thing that I know that I do not know is a fool."

"When you expect things to happen, things happen; when you don't expect things to happen, nothing happens."

"The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes instead of with their minds."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

"I don't propose to go to bed with a lot of people."