The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's simply larger than it needs to be.
Computer programming pioneer
A humorous and pragmatic reinterpretation of the common idiom about optimism/pessimism.
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"I seem to do a lot of retiring."
Humorous"The computer is the most powerful tool ever invented. It can do anything you tell it to do, but it won't tell you what to do."
Humorous"Why do you sit there and ask me questions? Why don't you get up and do something?"
Humorous"I don't know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future."
Humorous"I'm not a computer scientist. I'm a mathematician. I just happen to work with computers."
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