"You know, it's a funny thing about Presidents. They all start out to be good Presidents. And then they get into office, and they find out that they can't do anything without Congress. And then they st…"

"Now. listen I ate your bouquet i drank your dishwater. but damn if I'm going to eat that bug."

"I do not believe in shooting anything that cannot shoot back."

"I have tried my best to do what was right. Sometimes I have failed, but I have always tried."

"I wonder how many people have ever thought of a President as a man who has to put up with a lot of slanders and lies."