"A heavy ship cannot sink."

"Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in bl…"

"Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is only buying himself trouble."

"The nude man catcheth the hen while the clothed man shivers."

"Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure."