"Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is only buying himself trouble."

"If you would be revenged of your enemy, govern yourself."

"Search others for their virtues, thy self for thy vices."

"What maintains one vice would bring up two children."

"Were it not for the odiously offensive Smell accompanying such Escapes, polite People would probably be under no more Restraint in discharging such Wind in Company, than they are in spitting, or in bl…"